the end of an era?

I'm about to watch Melancholia starring Kiki herself and she's supposed to be Oscar worthy in it! So if she is good in it and i decide to never blog about how much i hate kirsten dunst again, at least let me leave a few choice photos:

Take it From Ryan. . .

Poet Ryan Gosling had this to say about the immortal baby vampire:

“Whatever dragons she’d been chasing, she chased them and trapped and slew ’em between action and cut,” . . .“You weren’t watching somebody who was unlocking something in themselves, and then because they’d finally exposed it maybe they could retire. You felt like you were watching somebody unlock something, and now that it had been exposed they could get started.”

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Kirsten's acting is so bad that her leading man thought that she was playing a dragon slayer? Did Kirsten steal Gosling's key to his locked diary of impromptu poetry slams? Whatever the case may be, it sounds scary to work with Kiki!

Which leads me to: The Wisdom of Ryan Gosling

She's like Montana. If you want to get anywhere in Montana, you have to sit tight. - Ryan Gosling on Michelle Williams

I think American news is pretty tragic in general. I can't tell the difference between "Entertainment Tonight" and the news. - Ryan Gosling on the news.


"That book is so fucked up; that story’s the worst. I mean, at the end the tree is a stump and the old guy just sitting on him; he’s just used him to death, and you’re supposed to want to be the tree? Fuck you. You be the tree. I don’t want to be the tree." (Edit comment) - Ryan Gosling on "The Giving Tree"

Kiki Vs. America

Kirsten Dunst hates America. Or atleast American tailors. According to Contactmusic, the fauxfashionista herself said "I think it''s all to do with heritage and where you're from. Because of that, the way Americans look and the way you (British)look is totally different. You have this history with tailoring and those little school boy uniforms. You just don't get that in New York," said Dunst."

Okay, so maybe England has been tailoring a bit longer than America has, since well, the whole Columbus discovering America in 1492 thing. But um, the new settlers were from England. So, unless every settler experienced some brain related injury while aboard the turbulent sea, its a safe bet that quite a few people knew how to sew in the same fashion as their still-British counterparts.

Besides, remember this ole' chap, Oliver Twist? His clothes look like shit!


So lay off your insults to American tailors, KiKi! Besides, you're no Twiggy